Big hair and trashy clothes - you know what that means

I’m trying not to look in their direction but it’s hard – really hard. The ex and his new girlfriend. Her hair is too big, I think, uncharitably.

Bree loops over and hands me a plastic cup full of punch. “That her?” she asked with a nod in their direction.

I sip the punch. “Yup.”

“She has big hair.”

I nod. “I noticed.”

“She’s clearly a Negaverse plant.”

I turn to face my friend. “You think so?”

“Definitely.”

I hide my smile in the plastic cup. “Thanks.”